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Posts tagged john egbert

May 26 '12

miraclemodus:

homestuck kid laugh headcanons

i’m not a voice actor

i’m just really proud of the end :’)

14 notes (via miraclemodus)Tags: homestuck laugh headcanons headcanons laughing alone in my room john egbert rose lalonde jade harley dave strider aradia megido tavros nitram Sollux Captor karkat vantas nepeta lejion kanaya maryam terezi pyrope Vriska Serket equius zahhk gamzee makara eridan ampora feferi peixes jane crocker roxy lalonde Jake English dirk strider homestuck laughs reboggling

May 26 '12

homestuck kid laugh headcanons

i’m not a voice actor

14 notes Tags: homestuck laugh headcanons headcanons laughing alone in my room john egbert rose lalonde jade harley dave strider aradia megido tavros nitram Sollux Captor karkat vantas nepeta lejion kanaya maryam terezi pyrope Vriska Serket equius zahhk gamzee makara eridan ampora feferi peixes jane crocker roxy lalonde Jake English dirk strider homestuck laughs

Apr 21 '12
askdstrider:

“kill your friends dave.”

keep calm
and
kill your friends

askdstrider:

“kill your friends dave.”

keep calm

and

kill your friends

6 notes (via swagakure)Tags: kill your friends dave do it dave strider john egbert john egbert tells it like it is again askdstrider

Apr 13 '12

John: Observe some asshole using your pogo ride.

wariofan63:

that LITTLE SHIT

1,586 notes (via wariofan63)Tags: dave strider john egbert baby dave wariofan63

Apr 8 '12
  • EB: dave!
  • EB: before i die i need to tell you something.
  • EB: sometimes,
  • EB: when i'm doing your sister,
  • EB: i think about your hot mom.
  • EB: :B
  • TG: what
  • --ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] --
  • TG: fuck

5 notes Tags: john egbert dave strider john egbert tells it like it is grimdorks hot mom milf ddilf (derse dreamer i'd like to fuck)

Mar 24 '12

why do people assume meenah is trying to kill roxy

she’s obviously trying to see what happens if she pokes holes in a dork in pajamas

have you never heard of the spirit of scientific inquiry

283 notes Tags: meenah roxy lalonde john egbert scientific inquiry what happens when you poke a dork full of holes? who knows not meenah but she's going to find out for science!

Mar 20 '12
prince-of-glitter:

John, baby, don’t let your daughter be a noob
Just a quick, little thing thanks to the update, nothin’ special.

awwwwwwwwwwww babies raising babies

prince-of-glitter:

John, baby, don’t let your daughter be a noob

Just a quick, little thing thanks to the update, nothin’ special.

awwwwwwwwwwww babies raising babies

124 notes (via princetabris)Tags: cutie babies john egbert casey casey salamancer's summer vacation

Mar 13 '12
happy fucking birthday dave, love your good friend john

happy fucking birthday dave, love your good friend john

27 notes Tags: john egbert dave strider john egbert tells it like it is holy shit john come on it's his fucking BIRTHDAY lay off the poor guy

Mar 13 '12

i’m re-reading homestuck and holy shit john is such a dick to dave

19 notes Tags: john egbert dave strider john egbert tells it like it is holy shit john you little asshole

Feb 20 '12

askdstrider:

idk why i did this but i did

jake the secret novelty rapper is my favorite jake

7 notes (via swagakure)Tags: john egbert john egbert tells it like it is askdstrider

Feb 17 '12

4 notes Tags: homestuck_ebooks karkat dave strider john egbert expert negotiator

Feb 9 '12

sip bacardi like it’s your birthday

The only thing Dave’s asked for this year is a visit from his little Pesterchum friend, and you can’t really fight his logic - there’s two weeks of Christmas vacation coming up, they’ve been friends for years and never met face-to-face, he’s used his internet comic money to purchase an air mattress. His arguments are flawless, presented in an ironic letter to Santa that you found magnet-ed to the fridge. You don’t say anything, you just put the letter in an envelope addressed to the North Pole and make the kid bring it to the post office. The two of you never speak of it again. Christmas comes and he unwraps a circuit-bent Teddy Ruxpin and a hula-hoop. Not a blink. He hides his disappointment well. This is going to be so fucking great.

Read More

3 notes Tags: bro strider dave strider john egbert tgi friday's is john amish? skymall fanfiction miraclemodus submission

Dec 6 '11
thejohnegbertpanelguide:

the panel in which john egbert wishes he could read.

same

thejohnegbertpanelguide:

the panel in which john egbert wishes he could read.

same

331 notes (via thejohnegbertpanelguide)Tags: john egbert illiteracy

Nov 15 '11

omegle: john and jade

  • You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!
  • Question to discuss: do either a you havve crushes on any a your friends
  • Stranger 1: yes
  • Stranger 2: not really.:/
  • Stranger 1: actually my cousin
  • Stranger 2 has disconnected

1 note Tags: omegle john egbert jade harley jade/john homestuck shipping

Oct 11 '11

askthosedouchebags:

EB: thanks!

EB: with you cheering for us, we’re gonna be just fine!

pretty

pretty pretty pretty

104 notes (via askthosedouchebags)Tags: anonymous john egbert cute and pretty dave's little back pockets i just want to kiss their little faces and put them to bed