Posts tagged john egbert
homestuck kid laugh headcanons
i’m not a voice actor
i’m just really proud of the end :’)
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- EB: dave!
- EB: before i die i need to tell you something.
- EB: sometimes,
- EB: when i'm doing your sister,
- EB: i think about your hot mom.
- EB: :B
- TG: what
- --ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] --
- TG: fuck
why do people assume meenah is trying to kill roxy
she’s obviously trying to see what happens if she pokes holes in a dork in pajamas
have you never heard of the spirit of scientific inquiry
John, baby, don’t let your daughter be a noob
Just a quick, little thing thanks to the update, nothin’ special.
awwwwwwwwwwww babies raising babies
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sip bacardi like it’s your birthday
The only thing Dave’s asked for this year is a visit from his little Pesterchum friend, and you can’t really fight his logic - there’s two weeks of Christmas vacation coming up, they’ve been friends for years and never met face-to-face, he’s used his internet comic money to purchase an air mattress. His arguments are flawless, presented in an ironic letter to Santa that you found magnet-ed to the fridge. You don’t say anything, you just put the letter in an envelope addressed to the North Pole and make the kid bring it to the post office. The two of you never speak of it again. Christmas comes and he unwraps a circuit-bent Teddy Ruxpin and a hula-hoop. Not a blink. He hides his disappointment well. This is going to be so fucking great.
omegle: john and jade
- You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!
- Question to discuss: do either a you havve crushes on any a your friends
- Stranger 1: yes
- Stranger 2: not really.:/
- Stranger 1: actually my cousin
- Stranger 2 has disconnected
EB: thanks!
EB: with you cheering for us, we’re gonna be just fine!
pretty
pretty pretty pretty
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